Conversations at the Dinner Table

My three year old is well versed at dinner conversation. Tonight, I thought I would share a few of his insightful wisdom with you.

 

Little Monkey : Are you going to the looney bin mommy?

Said after I was discussing the amount of traffic in front of our house in the mornings.

 

Little Monkey: Daddy has a dinky and mommy has a hoo hoo!

My husband taught him that. I'm so proud!

Little Monkey: Stop Tasting me!!!

Said after my husband kissed him on the head before sitting down to dinner.  I asked him ( Little Monkey) if he tasted good. He said yes.

 

Little Monkey: I not married. . . . I happy.

I took him and Tiger to the doctor today because of nasty noses. The doc commented that they both needed to get well so they can find a wife and get married. Little Monkey said the comment at the dinner table tonight after I told my husband the Doctor's comment.

 

So you see, my child has learned the art of eloquent dinner conversation. I think he will do well at the next High Tea, don't you think?

 

Tiffanie!