RSS Feed (xml)I am not kidding you. If you heard them you would swear on your Great Aunt Matilda's grave that they are. Actually they are just hard to understand but what comes out of there mouths is not what they meant.
To fully understand my children I will list the abbreviated offensive word and give you the real meaning.
Ready?
No?
Too Bad!
Here we go:
S*it = Sit
Ti**y = TD better know as a T.V.
Pussycat (minus the animal) = Push it
B**bies = Blueberries
There are more but those are the ones that they have been known to get into trouble with. My youngest said "S*it in the middle of church during his dedication. I was so embarrassed. I warned Little Monkey's teacher before school started of these misunderstood words that he was saying so he wouldn't get in trouble.
Tiger and I were at Target one morning when I asked him sit down in the cart (as he was standing in it getting ready to climb out). He looked me in the eye and pointed with his little pudgy toddler finger and said "NO S*it!!!" rather loudly. Talk about evil looks coming my way. I felt it was time to leave that section fairly quickly!
Do your children's words get mistaken for something else not so nice? Tell me your stories!
Tiffanie
6 comments:
LOL!! I've been waiting for this post! Your kids crack me up sometimes! Especially their obsession with words that come out sounding like female anatomy....
Drew says "I done it" which used to sound like GD it.
Also Percy, from Thomas the Train, sounds like P***y, like your push it.
He has some others but those are the only ones I can think of right now.
This is so funny! Recently, we had Tadholes (tad poles) Nibbles (nipples)... None of those are bad just funny!
I am from Greenville.
That is funny...we have the same thing going on here with my little chick (22 months) when she says "sit" and "fork" they sound awfully close to something else :)
That's hilarious! Actually, Brandon walks around saying "s*it" ALL day long!! I don't think he is saying sit either. He doesn't really have any solid words yet. But for now, it's kinda funny.
A friend's son had a problem with his "T" sounds. The T's sounded like F's. And he liked Trucks. But he couldn't say the r sound well either. I think you know what came out of his mouth.
thanks for the chuckle this morning! my kids are now at the age they want to know what the words mean {augh!} :) K
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