RSS Feed (xml)No appointments today, no field trips, no laundry just me and a bag of Blue Corn Tortilla Chips, Salsa, and a game of Mahjong Tiles. It's boring but but I'm enjoying every minute of it! The dishes are done, two kids in school, one taking a nap (supposedly), rainy day. I'm loving it!!!!
During my cleaning hiatus, I started having these strange questions pop into my head and I thought I would post them in hopes of getting an answer. So here goes:
1. Why is it that my 200 lb English Mastiff is terrified of Motorcycles? This manly dog is all muscle and every bit scary looking to some people. But yet he comes running back to me with his tail between his legs when he hears a motorcycle.
2. Why is that my son (Little Monkey) always takes his pants off when he comes in the door? Is this a precursor to what's to come? His poor future wife!
3. Answer me this: Why does it say on the bottom of a frozen meal, "Do Not turn upside down"? I don't get it?
4. What about the warning on the Iron? "Do not iron clothes on the body" OK Who in there right mind would attempt this? Oh wait . . maybe you shouldn't answer that one.
5. Is it me or do all men leave all the cabinets in the kitchen open?
6. Why does Tiger have to stick his finger in the Desitin tube and wipe it in hair every time I change his diaper? Does he think that is the hot fashion trend for two -year olds?
7. Why is that teenagers thinks that forcing air out of your mouth and making an ungodly, unladylike sound is funny? I don't get it. I did it. Even had contests. I never could explain this to my mother who asked me the same thing. Anyone know???
8. When men are given a few days worth of clothes to put on there children while your gone why is that they will put every single outfit on the child all at once??? Mom told me my dad did that to me once. LOL! What were they thinking?
I'm out of questions for now. Don't forget to grab a button for the Celebrate Fall Extravaganza. Ok. Back to my intense game of Mahjong Tiles. Have a great do nothing day!!!
Tiffanie
7 comments:
1. Even a big "man" needs his Mommy. Or is he, a she?
2. Maybe his pants are too tight. I know I like to take off my jeans when I get home and put on a comfy pair or shorts. Or does he not even go for the shorts? Mine like's to run around before bath time with his un-mentionable's just...well...out.
3. LOL! Idiots!
4. Never tried it but before flat irons I use to lay my hair on the bed & iron it. Thank God for the Chi!
5. So annoying! I'm like, "Babe, open...closed. It's very easy, you should try it sometime."
6. LOL!
7. I did the fart sound with the back of my leg. You know, like behind the knee. I found it funny then too, now it just irritates me. That's what happens when your mind grows up.
8. I put out sets and mine switches them up. This is also coming from men who turn their clothes inside-out when they're dirty and they think they're clean again.
P.S. I love Mahjong!
OMWord, that is hilarious! I have no answers... I'm only jealous that you can enjoy some time to yourself :-)
Great post...
MommyWizdom
I always have lists of things I think about when I'm cleaning also! I think it makes the cleaning go by faster.
#5 - Oh, it is so absolutely not just you. In fact, just today I slammed my head into an open cabinet door that was closed and should have been closed!
I like the way your mind works!!!
funny list...
your son takes his pants off after coming in the door? weirdness
my dog is obsessed with motorcyles. such a pansy.
I'd like to know the answers to those questions too - but I'm too tired to think about them now!
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